

i'm gonna go home and draw
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hey man what the fuck. untrue
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dude come on
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Wait, I have something to give you!
[The heebie jeebies has been added to your inventory]
I do love the phrase executive dysfunction bc the image it conjures is of a bunch of people wearing business suits around a long oval conference table arguing with each other to the point where they’re getting into physical fights, but in the background there’s just a big empty whiteboard with a To Do list with one item on it and that item is “take shower”
My morning routine? That's simple: first I wake up, then I get out of bed, then I experience various ailments, maladies, afflictions, etc.